i dont have dishwasher soap so im using dish soap hell yeah
THERES SOAP EVERYWHERE
please help
What’s with the skeleton hand tho
mind your business
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Honestly, this was so inspirational.
Пушист, усат, шикарен! …
that’s it
I’m getting a cat
GONNA HAve the cat in a week!!!!!
Laziness: I’d rather sit here than pick up those clothes
Executive Dysfunction: I need to pick up those clothes I need to pick up those clothes why am I still watching this thing on Netflix while sitting down c’mon stand up I need to pick up those clothes I need to pick up those clothes I need to-
Holy shit you nailed it
Laziness: I don’t want to do the thing so I’m not going to do the thing and I’m not going to worry about it because I don’t care.
Procrastination: I’m purposely putting off doing the thing because I don’t want to do the thing and this may or may not be causing me anxiety depending on how important the thing is.
Executive Dysfunction: I may or may not want to do the thing but regardless I can’t seem to do the thing and it is causing me great anxiety because the thing needs to be done.
Woah
Once again tumblr teaching me things about myself I never learned anywhere else
Good people aren’t wealthy.
Let me make this clear here. It’s actually impossible to hoard millions in personal fortune and also live an ethical life.
Some people are taking this as a personal attack against their families, who make something in the six figure range. This post is not about you. In full scale, families like that are not what I’d consider to be “wealthy”.
I’m talking about the multi-millionaire/billionaire CEOs, politicians, and media moguls. This isn’t about your uncle who’s a surgeon and saves people’s lives. Please don’t misinterpret that. They’re not nearly on the same scale of “wealthy”.
But if your uncle is the head of a multinational corporation that utilizes cheap overseas labour and exploits third world countries, fuck that guy actually.
There are a small handful of people, fewer than 10, who own as much wealth as half the world’s human population of over 7 billion.
With no exaggeration, these few people could give away almost all of their money, sell off almost everything else and give that away, and instantly double the quality of living of over 3.5 billion people, AND still be more wealthy than any of those 3.5 billion people, AND still be more wealthy than almost anyone else on Earth, AND still have all of the intangible wealth, social connections, and reputation that would allow them to quickly, if not instantly, acquire any amount of money they could ever need. If they didn’t feel like giving it away, they could still hire half the people on Earth to work full time to do whatever job they had in mind, profit off their labor, and still pay a better wage than they’re making now, which would make them more likely to live longer and want to maintain a better lifestyle, and thus buy more things, enriching the wealthy even more.
Wealthy people are so wealthy, they literally hold the fate of anyone and everyone else in their hands, but are too self-centered or unconcerned with the reality of ordinary people to actually put the power of that wealth to good use.
Oh
This is why I have a huge problem with people whose only dream is to be rich
When I was a kid there were two websites I used to love… And I’ve never found them since.
One was a site where you could send messages in bottles to random people and then get to read other people’s messages. I miss this so much :( Boring as hell but my mom and I always did this together.
Then there was an art website where you could paint and draw stuff. It was way better than paint… Everything looked so artistic to the little kid drawing it.
ahh it must feel nice to function
Just a casual reminder that Jennifer Lawrence is a horrible person who mocks and disrespects the culture of the disenfranchised
JFC how could you not even be aware of how asinine you’re being?
ok but chris pratt pressing his fists
he was ready
Didn’t Chris Pratt used to live in Hawaii before he got famous?
He did! He was also homeless during that time of his life.
that’s….that’s fucking disgusting
I mean… I admit I laughed at that some stuff because of the way she told the story, but why be such a dick… When you can, like, not to? You knew they were sacred and you chose to literally strach your ass on them? Can you possibly get any more disrespectful??? Like, she must have known no-one’s gonna tell Jennifer Lawrence where she can and can not sit
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